A couple of law students were on the bus this morning. East Coasters, from the sound of it:
“We had a big fight this morning.”
“What about?”
“She started shouting at me. ‘I can’t believe you made me move to this sh*t place!’”
“Dude, that sounds rough.”
“Yeah. Well. I told her, ‘At least we aren’t in Ithaca!’”