Overheard (2)

A couple of law students were on the bus this morning. East Coasters, from the sound of it:

“We had a big fight this morning.”

“What about?”

“She started shouting at me. ‘I can’t believe you made me move to this sh*t place!’”

“Dude, that sounds rough.”

“Yeah. Well. I told her, ‘At least we aren’t in Ithaca!’”