Color-Coded Confusion

I’ve seen a few of those colored bracelets promoting causes around; I’ve even confiscated one from a fourth grader who was using it to highly annoy the girl in front of him. But there’s so many of them that it can get confusing as to who is promoting what cause.

Thank god I stumbled across «’s Guide to Colored Bracelets vs. Traditional Hankies » this morning; now things are much more clear!

Now if someone will just explain why twits in minivans want to put those ugly magnetic ribbons on their rear ends …