Warning to the untutored:

Do not try to tie a firecracker to a bunny rabbit, fail in your attempt to explode said rodent, and then post the photographs of the spectacle to the World Wide Web, as some teenage lifeguard apparently did recently in Castro Valley, CA (and knowing that he was from Castro Valley told me what I needed to know about why someone would do such a cruel and asinine thing to a defenseless animal).

Again, don’t do it. The Humane Society might catch wind of it, somehow, someday, somewhere. Hint: It’s called the World Wide Web for a reason.

The lifeguard was quoted as saying that a lot of people are judging him and his friends without knowing them. I wonder why?