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  • Post-Skunk Report

    Post-skunking, the dog is asleep here in the basement with me, exhausted but otherwise okay. The spraying was unpleasant, but it could have been much worse; it seems that the bugger only got the side of the poor beagle’s face, … Continue reading →

  • In Which the Prospective Teacher Learns a Lesson

    Tonight’s lesson, boys and girls: When the geriatric dog suddenly comes up off the floor like a rocket and runs over to the screen door, fur a-bristling, and howling like a banshee, don’t simply shine a flashlight around the yard … Continue reading →

  • Creative Solutions Department

    And then there’s bulldozing the library as a solution to life’s problems.